Optional Customization
Would you like the design in a different color?
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No pills. No couch. Just a stretch cruiser and an open road. This “Better Than Medication, Cheaper Than a Therapist” tee says what every rider already knows — nothing clears your head like two wheels and a slow roll.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 for comfort and durability that’ll handle years of rides, from solo therapy sessions to weekend group cruises.
Want it different? Say less. Need your name, birth year, lucky number, initials, favorite quote on it? Want your dog’s face, cat’s face, bike club logo, favorite flower, your own artwork front and center? Prefer it in blue, red, black, green, purple, white, or gray or wish it was a hoodie, tank top, long sleeve, crewneck sweatshirt, or tote bag instead? We got you. Almost everything on our site is customizable. If you don’t see the option—email us and we’ll make it happen. One-of-a-kind gear, just like you.
