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Low, stretched, and all attitude. This “All Ass No Gas” tee celebrates the stretch cruiser life — no fuel, no fumes, just pure pedal-powered flex. For riders who roll smooth, sit low, and own the boulevard without trying.
Printed on a Gildan 5000 for comfort and durability, ready to last through every slow cruise, show day, and photo stop.
Want it different? Say less. Need your name, birth year, lucky number, initials, favorite quote on it? Want your dog’s face, cat’s face, bike club logo, favorite flower, your own artwork front and center? Prefer it in blue, red, black, green, purple, white, or gray or wish it was a hoodie, tank top, long sleeve, crewneck sweatshirt, or tote bag instead? We got you. Almost everything on our site is customizable. If you don’t see the option—email us and we’ll make it happen. One-of-a-kind gear, just like you.
